Put Your Poker Goggles On
September 10, 2007
I was deployed to Somalia in ’93 and there were very few women, but the signal company in the next tent had a little cutie that everybody went gaga over. We all flirted with her and tried our best to be the guy that she cheated on her boyfriend with.
When I got back to the states I told my buddies about the hot chick that lived next door. They all wanted to see pictures. When I finally developed them, I was too embarrassed to show my friends. This chick was pretty freakin’ ugly!
I guess when you are out in the in the desert, surrounded by mostly smelly guys and Africans that are trying to remove your limbs from your body, the few women that are there start looking very nice. This is kind of what it’s like at the World Series of Poker.
We chose the best of that bunch and asked you which of them was the hottest hottie of the poker world.
It looks like actress turned poker player Jenniffer Tilly is in the lead for Hottest Poker Babe. She actually has 37% of the votes so far.
After seeing the movie “Bound” it was a no brainer for me to cast my vote for her too. In case you haven’t seen it, Tilly and Gina Girshan have a really hot lesbian scene. According to the rumor mill, the film originally got an NC-17 rating. They had to cut about a minute from that scene to get an ‘R’ rating. Apparently the commission thought that the scenes were a little too realisitic.
There are some other hotties in the list below, but none that would get my vote. Clonie Gowen has that MILF thing going for her, so she was almost in the running for my vote. The rest, with the exception of Evelyn Ng, are way too “look at me-ish”. I’ve never met Brandy, but I’ve seen enough video online of her to know that she would get on my nerves within minutes. Jennicide tries way too hard to get people to tell her that she is hot. I even got an email from her once asking if I would vote for her in some Las Vegas Review Journal beauty contest. I clicked the link and voted for the other girl. Apparently Playboy wants her. They can have her.
Evelyn is quite hot and she has a thing for Jewish guys like me, but I have never seen her in a lesbian scene, so Jenniffer Tilly keeps my vote.
You can vote by clicking here.
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