Searching for Ainsley Harriet’s Sausage
November 21, 2007
Sometimes, when I really have nothing better to do, I take a look at the search-engine key words that people put in Google or Yahoo when they were directed to this blog. More often than not it will be the obvious: Simon Young, Suffolk Punch, poker blog etc etc. But every now and then one pops up that makes me chuckle.
This morning, as I had a few moments spare, I decided to look at the analytics and note some of the more bizarre ones…
“best hooker bars las vegas” - There are hundreds of these ones coming in!
“ainsley harriet’s sausage” - OMG, what on earth is this one about?
“muppet call poker” - Why would someone be searching for this?
“mr. bond I expect you to die” - I must have blogged about James Bond?
“Norway blonde poker female player” - Hee hee, nominations please.
“does 4 9s beat royal flush” - Erm, nope.
“flying ok if I have a detached retina?” - Wouldn’t recommend it.
“guy massage in ipswich suffolk” - WTF?
“hairy guys blogspot” - See above.
“how often do bad beats occur on poker sites” - LOL, um, only if you are playing well.
“naked pole dancer pics” - That’s more like it.
“scandi muppet” - This made me LOL. His search must have brought up trillions of results.
“hairy gymnast” - YEAH! Readers of this blog will know exactly what this is about.
There are about 3,000 of these key words that have come on to my blog. When I get time I’ll find some more!
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